Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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