erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
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i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
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She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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