i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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