I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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