Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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