And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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