I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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