YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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