I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
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He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
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isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
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