Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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