your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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