Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
You don't make any sense
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