Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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