...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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