I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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