Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
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ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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