You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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