I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
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I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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