Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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