just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
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For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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