i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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