We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
My ass is underappreciated
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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