wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
