He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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