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i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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