Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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