When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
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