I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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