Have you finally orgasmed yet?
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
Randomize
