she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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