It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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