so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
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They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
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I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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