wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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