Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
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He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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