so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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