he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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