He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I'm having to shit out rocks
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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