talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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