Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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