we have officially lost it.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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