she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I need to calm my uterus...
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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