I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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