dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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