Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Panties = found
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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