just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
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I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
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Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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