i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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