sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
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I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
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I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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