some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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