I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
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He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
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We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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