Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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