We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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