haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
You're earring is so big in my mouth
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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