At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
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I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
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You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
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We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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