Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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