none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
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