Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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